I Passed Out In A Stranger’s Car
I drew the line when I went to a multi-day music festival, stayed up the whole first night, then completely passed out in some stranger’s car the second night. The owner’s of the car couldn’t wake me up so they dragged me to a lawn chair, which I woke up in the next morning. I was surrounded by the folks staying in that RV near where I chose the car to pass out in. How I chose that car? No idea.
Anyway, I woke up, they all stopped talking to each other and sorta started laughing. I was so confused, disoriented, embarrassed that all I could muster was a “thanks for letting me sleep here” before I stood and stumbled off, leaving my cell phone, sunglasses, hat, etc.
I only know the details of how they found me in their car b/c I called my phone when I realized it was lost and they answered it and told me the story. THAT was when I drew the line, realized I needed to chill out.